Streaming Slang & Gaming Terms Dictionary

“Going to grab a coffee, brb chat” emongg says to his stream, knowingly lying to a few thousand people simultaneously. But we all know. We know his secrets. He’s not brewing a cup of java. He playing with his beloved pets. And, rather stingily, I might add, not showing it on view of his camera. Like bro we don’t care if you just go and take 6 minutes, but at least let us see one singular belly being rubbed. As is, we get nothing. NOTHING. Sure, enjoy your “coffee”, streamer.

back from my business luntch. my gym friend expensed a luntch just cus we spoke a bit about some tech products. it was a good time tho. he ordered tuna poke bowl, which i passed on because the tuna was not marinated in tuna juice, which is just weird.

The legend speaks of a crosshair so wild, so erratic, it defies the very laws of aim! Picture this: A vortex of neon colors swirling together in a cosmic dance, pulsating with the energy of a thousand suns. It's like staring into the abyss and finding your target staring back at you! Your mouse trembles in fear as you attempt to wrangle this beast of a crosshair. This crosshair isn't just a tool, it's a state of mind. Embrace the madness, my friend, for within the chaos lies true mastery.

sry for afk - im on a date with a girl. that's right, a girl. she asked me what i like to do for fun and i didn't wanna give her a boring answer so i said: i craft original tailor made pastas for emongg's chat. sometimes they're about tuna juice but other memes too. i think im a vip cus the pastas are really hitting lately. she was like oh cool, then said she had to go to the bathroom. it's been 4 hours and she hasnt been back, so i thought id pop by before she returns to do another hit pasta.